To all y’all who keep buggin me: Yeah, we broke up. Had to happen. The girl’s a Total Sex Fiend. Never wanted to do anything else. I mean, come on, it’s usually the girls who complain that we have only one thing on our minds … She cried when I told her. Which almost got to me, but I was strong. For those who might be interested in giving her a test-drive, keep in mind that the TSF goes from zero to sixty in no time flat, so operate with caution. That’s all I’m sayin.